

YHtBtR: The Novellization*** Note 1 - This is based of of Mazapan's game "You Have to Burn the Rope." Note 2 - Any literary pompousness or undue depth to be found within the following text is utterly intentional. Play the game to understand how epic it is.YHtBtR: The Novellization
Note 3 - This is only labeled "fiction" because of several factual embellishments found in the original game; the story is, in essence, true to real life.
You Have to Burn the Rope: The Novelization
The Artist: Burk
CHAPTER 1 The Hallway
A hallway. The floor was rough. It stared upward with a bu
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.
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How to fix Microsoft malfunctions:
1. CTRL ALT DEL
2. Close the programs
3.button mash till you get the blue screen o' death
4. Restart
5. Repeat step four ten more times
6. Reinstall windows
7. If it's still messed up after that switch to Linux
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"The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously."
Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, page 00074
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quote from orac, blakes 7: a statement of fact cannot be insolence
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~When the Power of Love Overcomes the Love of Power, the World will know Peace.
~A true artist is one who sees what others cannot.
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